{"product_id":"official-garage-hours-wife-thinks-im-elsewhere-metal-sign-8x12-12x18","title":"Official Garage Hours - Wife Thinks I'm Elsewhere, Metal Sign 8x12 \u0026 12x18","description":"\u003cp\u003eOFFICIAL GARAGE HOURS: WHENEVER MY WIFE THINKS I'M DOING SOMETHING ELSE. A classic blue pickup scene with 'If It Ain't Broke You Ain't Trying' and a 'Me: In My Happy Place' mug prop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one leans into the husband-humor angle - the sign's own text ('whenever my wife thinks I'm doing something else') makes the joke for you. Printed with the same deliberately weathered, vintage-tin-sign look as the rest of the garage humor line, it is a lighthearted gift for the husband who spends more time out in the garage than anywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in his garage, man cave, or workshop for a laugh every time he walks past - at 8x12in, it is sized for a workbench wall or near the garage door without crowding the tools, and pairs well with the rest of our garage humor sign collection if you want to build out the whole wall over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sublimated full-color print on aluminum\u003cbr\u003e- Two sizes: 8x12in or 12x18in, size selected at checkout\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-drilled, ready to hang - mounts via 4 corner holes (hardware not included)\u003cbr\u003e- Handmade to order in Salem, Ohio\u003cbr\u003e- Ships free.\u003cbr\u003e- Wipes clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne aluminum sign included, size selected at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TKG Custom Creations","offers":[{"title":"8 x 12 in","offer_id":67890043355330,"sku":"HUM-016-A","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 x 18 in","offer_id":67890043388098,"sku":"HUM-016-A-12x18","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/5464\/1346\/files\/57_d01ec62c-e7ff-4f75-a2f1-6d1ee1134e00.png?v=1792521023","url":"https:\/\/tkgcustomcreations.com\/products\/official-garage-hours-wife-thinks-im-elsewhere-metal-sign-8x12-12x18","provider":"TKG Custom Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}